Exiles Incorporated: the opening to Joyeuse

Through twelve evocative tales of longing and loss, Exiles Incorporated depicts a volatile world of hostile landscapes, where humans strive to belong amid the cruelty of conquest, the madness of desire and the transience of love. Set at Christmas time in Rome 800 AD, the fourth story Joyeuse is the tale of two elite soldiers who pursue a lethal love affair against the backdrop of Charlemagne’s imperial coronation.

Our union began on the most joyous of days and ended on the most savage. For the power of the cross is like the power of the sword, until you can’t see which is deceiving which on the descent into fire. An elite soldier should never drop his guard. On Christmas Day in Europe’s holiest city, I lowered mine, letting a higher love lower its beguiling veil and thrust its lance into my heart.

My name is Benoît. I was twenty years old when I became a soldier in Charlemagne’s army. A provincial boy from the green fields of the west swishing swords with the Frankish aristocracy. I was unnaturally strong and mentally agile, anticipating opponents’ moves and striking at the canniest of moments. In combat I envisioned myself a snarling dragon with angelic grace. Soon a mystique swirled around me, and I was happy to wear its magic fabric.

I have always believed in miracles.

Within a year I was a member of the Scara, an honour usually reserved for the finest warriors from the wealthiest families. We protected Europe’s most powerful man; his strongest, quickest and most ruthless soldiers. The most prone to adulation. The most likely to be betrayed by a kiss. An accomplished swordsman reads what isn’t there and acts upon it. A doomed one reads too much and is confounded.

The omens said I would be a warrior of faith. My arrival in this world was heralded by a knight’s sword driven into the door of a rural church in Aquitaine. Stirred from his crypt by the sound, Michel the priest surfaced to see my infant form mewling on the steps, steel shaft and gold hilt vibrating above my head. I was hot to the touch. A trio of ravens watched from the churchyard wall and a nearby oak tree flamed white with fire. Michel, a performer of piety who secretly loved the occult, believed I was a changeling.

“You’re a gift from the shadow world,” he whispered. “As bright, blinding and powerful as the sword which came with you. You have cured me of my loneliness, boy. Rescued me from this enduring chill.”

Or so I was told. To me, it doesn’t matter where you’re from. Only what you do. Whatever happened to my birth sword, or if it even existed, I could not say. Some stories are useful, others less so. While the uncivilised villagers feared folk tales of demons and goblins, I flourished above a well of wisdom. In the crypt, I absorbed the great literature of antiquity, scrutinised the scriptures and pledged my sword to God.

“This is all a show,” Michel warned of the Gospels. “All a show.”

The Bible was his virtuous pretence, the glory of Rome his passionate vice. On winter evenings, he would light candles and tell tales of Tiberius, Caligula and Nero. I dreamed of escaping servitude’s swamp to lead an army into that fabled city where Caesar was slain and Peter martyred.

I have always preferred the company of men. Those who enjoy mine rarely forget it.

Exiles Incorporated is available to buy on Apple BooksAmazon and Google Play as an e-book, plus on Amazon and Barnes & Noble as a paperback.

Exiles Incorporated: the opening to Nazca

Through twelve evocative tales of longing and loss, Exiles Incorporated depicts a volatile world of hostile landscapes, where humans strive to belong amid the cruelty of conquest, the madness of desire and the transience of love. In the third story Nazca, set in the dry plains of first-century Peru, two teenage girls are commanded to ensure rainfall by completing one of the Nazca geoglyphs.

It was another dry morning and nothing much was happening in the sky. The community had buried its leader the night before, merrily watering the ground with fluids as his spirit soared. When dawn broke, younger folk expected to see his happy red face floating in the clouds, but the endless blue offered only wispy white. Men refused to emerge from their huts. The strongest claimed to be sick with grief. The weakest were too poorly to release anything but hot air.

Caya knew it was the shaman’s broth. The demented old fool seemed distracted when mixing the snake blood into the stewing pot and incantating to the Great Being. Only men could sup the maroon drink. Only men fell sick. As the sun rose over the plain, Caya noticed how her mother exchanged a knowing smile with other women as they fluttered through their chores like fledging birds.

One day I will be like them, thought Caya as she swept outside her family’s hut. She glanced down the track to see if Yavi was up, sunlight glinting on his broad shoulders. If he was curled in bed whimpering, she’d be disappointed. And angry with his parents for letting him touch the broth. He was a boy. One day he would be a man. She needed him strong, healthy and wise.

One day. When her chest was bigger, hips wider and the bleeding had begun. Caya was worryingly late. Her friend Mita became a woman last summer, welcomed into the bosom of those squawking ladies who flapped around the shaman. Caya turned the brush upside down and used the handle to draw a picture of herself and Yavi embracing. It looked silly, so she swept it away.

Last night was silly too. The broth had crippled father. Caya peered into her parents’ room and saw him face down with a damp cloth on his bald head. She could smell his insides. Above the bed was the wall hanging of the Great Being with its string of ugly heads, cavernous eyes and snake-like tongues. The colours were pretty, though. Woven into pretty patterns by pretty women’s hands. The ones who cooked, cleaned and swelled with new life. The real rainmakers.

Once when she was tiny, Caya experienced sky water. Infrequent taps on the roof during a sleepless night. A child then, far away from adulthood. Now she was neither. Unready to be a rainmaker, as her father kept telling her. She must bleed first so her insides could receive the male seed. On this morning’s evidence, she would be surprised if any men could summon the strength.

After finishing the cleaning, Caya walked past Yavi’s hut. Her heart quickened. She lingered for a while, drawing another picture of them both in the ground with her fingertips. Nobody emerged. Bored, she wandered to Mita’s hut. Her mother, a grumpy fat lady who shouted at people all day, said Mita was with the shaman learning the ways of the sky. Eventually the Great Being would flood the dry land with life. Not yet though. One day.

Drifting to the outermost huts, Caya saw the other settlement in the distance. There’d been another falling out, because they hadn’t sent anyone to mourn the leader. Caya wondered if their shaman was more capable. Surely it would be better if they all prayed together, so they could take flight as one to see beyond the air.

Exiles Incorporated is available to buy on Apple BooksAmazon and Google Play as an e-book, plus on Amazon and Barnes & Noble as a paperback.

Exiles Incorporated: the opening to Athena

Through twelve evocative tales of longing and loss, Exiles Incorporated depicts a volatile world of hostile landscapes, where humans strive to belong amid the cruelty of conquest, the madness of desire and the transience of love. In the second story Athena, set in an Athens devastated by plague in 430 BC, orphan Christos searches for wisdom, only to experience nightmarish revelations about the sickness of the adult world.

Christos bounded through the door of his aunt’s home onto the twilight street. Swishing an olive branch into the frigid air, the man of the house decapitated one, two, three Medusas with his sword of fire. Tonight, his quest for wisdom would begin. Athens would conceive a new hero from its infected slums, while nobility shrank indoors bolting the locks in their minds.

The boy twirled through the darkening labyrinth, skirting round snoring and spluttering vagrants. The late afternoon sun no longer sparkled on the luscious crop of blond hair curling around Christos’s shoulders. The most handsome eight-year-old in Athens, his mother said before she fell ill. Definitely the tallest. Blessed by Apollo himself. Destined to shine like the sun over our city.

These days Christos preferred the night-time. Sunlight exposed Athens at its worst. A mazy mess of wood and marble, smeared by neglect, war and disease. The corpses piled high in the squares and alleys; swollen faces twisted to the sky. Our city is a beacon of civilisation, said his father, before the plague laid waste to mind and flesh. When both he and Pericles were alive.

Scorching mythical creatures as he skipped, Christos weaved past the dying and the drunk to his new tutor’s home on the city’s outskirts. Chilly wind nipped his ears. He pulled the hood of his brown cloak over his head, imagining he was an incognito prince rescuing a beautiful maiden. Or Thanatos himself, stalking the neighbourhood to drag the plague’s victims to the Styx. Both these fantasies he’d exchange for a decent meal. Aunt Cassie never cooked.

“Nestor’s house is at the very south of the city, at a forking point between two tracks leading to the city walls,” she had shouted through the curtain, her sickly perfumed stench wafting through the one-storey house.

He hadn’t seen Cassie’s face for four days. She’d retreated to her private room behind a curtain of purple and gold, tied to a wooden post from the inside and embroidered with spindly spiderweb patterns. In the evening, while Christos played Perseus in the street, he would hear a bubbling sound and see smoke rise through the hole in the room’s ceiling.

“Look for a small house set off from the others,” she barked. “There is an olive tree growing around it. The branches curl into the windows, like they’re about to lift the roof away. Be careful Christy. Stay away from anyone who looks like they don’t know any better. When you meet Nestor, show him this.”

Cassie’s bony hand crept underneath the curtain hem and slid a silver tetradrachm coin across the stone floor. Her flesh was unmarked by sores; she wasn’t coughing either. Christos had no idea why neither of them were sick. She wasn’t that special. Maybe he was though.

Exiles Incorporated is available to buy on Apple BooksAmazon and Google Play as an e-book, plus on Amazon and Barnes & Noble as a paperback.

Exiles Incorporated: the opening to Uluru

Through twelve evocative tales of longing and loss, Exiles Incorporated depicts a volatile world of hostile landscapes, where humans strive to belong amid the cruelty of conquest, the madness of desire and the transience of love. In the first story Uluru, set in dawn-of-creation Australia, the four elements of Air, Wind, Fire and Mother Earth bury the mystery of Spirit in a ground rumbling with strange voices.

“Don’t leave me, mama.”

Spirit burrowed deeper into her guardian’s bosom. She craved closeness, but Air, Wind, Fire and Mother Earth wanted to bury her in the wilderness. She was only a shared dream to them. An unfathomable weight slowing their advance. Let the ground swallow her.

“I’m scared, mama,” she shivered. “Scared I won’t find my way back…”

Home. A realm of dark fog. She didn’t know what she was or where she came from. Only that she’d woken misshapen in the four elements’ minds. She’d not arrived alone. Voices followed. Rattling cries underground only she could hear. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out.

 Air, Wind, Fire and Mother Earth accelerated into the void. The golden orb above had summoned the four elements to carve a new world with their thoughts. This was dreamtime, explained Mother Earth. First to flow from their minds was a dry, blood-orange plain. The second, a suffocating roof of endless blue. Why the elements created was a mystery to them.

Spirit was a mystery too. Too inanimate to challenge; too unsettling to ignore. A lone thing lodged in their consciousness. When the time was right, they would feed her to the parched plains. Until then, Mother Earth absorbed the gentle questions dripping from the child’s mind.

“What am I mama?”

“I’m not sure, little one. We don’t know yet.”

“When will we know?”

“Soon. Our dreams will tell us where you belong.”

“What’s a dream, mama?”

“It’s what brings this world into existence.”

“Will I ever dream?”

“We don’t know. Just be still, little one. Just be still.”

Spirit watched as Air, Wind, Fire and Mother Earth spawned the landscape, slowing to stillness then sleep. In dreams they convulsed and contracted, bleeding together. Fusion culminated in a splintering screech and the grinding of invisible jaws. Krrrraccck. Chuggachug. Krrrraccck. Chuggachug. Krrrraccck. Chuggachug. Spirit thought space itself would shatter.

Each time one element was most powerful, their primacy signalled by a spasm of colour. Air’s white vapour. Fire’s reddish smoke. Water’s blue swirls. Mother Earth’s hazy green. Ripples of energy surged and subsided with a boom and a crackle. Droplets of light spurted upwards then softly descended.

There were two kinds of droplets. Sleepers and dreamers. Sleepers hovered with uncertainty, then evaporated. Pffffffftishhh. Pffffffftishhh. Pffffffftishhh. Dreamers flourished, swelling into material form, flecking the void with silver-grey streaks, brownish-green smears and fluffy patches of white ascending to blue. Plink. Plink. Plink. Rivers. Trees. Plants. Rocks. Jagged, beautiful, solitary rocks. Spirit loved those most. She did not change, so was neither sleeper nor dreamer. Not real or unreal. Somewhere in between.

While Air, Wind, Fire and Mother Earth woke from dreamtime and sped into the dark, Spirit drew patterns between the rocks in their wake. The fragments changed colour in the sunlight, from orange to red to pink to brown to amber to yellow. Plink. Plink. Plink. Once part of something, now alone. Spirit wished a huge rock would reunite them all one day.

Exiles Incorporated is available to buy on Apple BooksAmazon and Google Play as an e-book, plus on Amazon and Barnes & Noble as a paperback.

Opening to Chapter One of The Bleeding Horizon

In the world’s most sophisticated skyscraper on the island city of Galatea, people are taking blind ambition to a whole new level. As sinister forces human and artificial conspire to drive everyone over the edge, the smartest will be those who learn to look down and deep within. For something truly out-of-this-world is making its way to the top, and everyone’s vision will be getting a little stranger…

Picture: Jeremy Bishop (Unsplash)

The edge of the universe wasn’t all it was cracked up to be. The temperature was a hundred clicks below the Hadesian line, dust devil winds burned bare flesh and a tumult of spicy smog shrouded heaven’s outermost stars in a sickly, copper-coloured haze.

High in the mountains of Cys, the Tantalus Arms emptied its inebriated patrons into the desert night with a gaseous belch. Only one suction cup in the solar system’s solitary cephalopod skybar remained open. Inside, a geriatric Andavarian tenor serenaded two dewy-eyed, terminally ill aphromorphs at the VIP table. Near the reptile-wrestling pit, a trio of cyclopic scavengers lay lashed on maroon pod bays, mumbling excavation yarns into the gambling portals.

The last goddam tune I’ll ever hear, thought Lucius as he downed his final shot of M86 Throatwarmer. Waiting was the two-hearted bounty hunter’s only play now. Waiting for his two Ogressian captors, sitting slab-faced either side of him, to drag his lacerated ass to the lava gulag. Waiting to accept his sentence from the odorous overlord of Omega-69. Waiting to have his soul sucked out by the singing spidergirls of Lestrygonia, who loved to lather their victims in Kublan honeydew before drawing the terminal bleed.

Wuuupppppaaahsssshaaajjuuddeecluckercluckaphsst. The sleeping doorslith, three hundred calcics of wobbly green flesh, rocketed across the vacated gyration zone and splattered into the optics of designer toxins above the bar. An inferno of XX chromosome swept into its space. Lucius recognised her from his datacast. Electra Medici. The Syphillian galaxy’s most wanted. A hot blizzard of voluptuousness from the planet Norkus, rumoured to store the Fleece of Dragus under her scarlet spacesuit. She drew her Querff Company assault rifle and fired two plutonium parcels into the bloated bellies of his custodians. As their green guts seeped onto the sticky, sand-swept floor, osmotic tentacles twitching in tune, Lucius smirked.

Everything they said about Electra was true. The she-wolf fragrance. The crystalline eyes. The rolling, flame-coloured hair. She had journeyed fifteen celestial blocks to encircle his soul. Lucius’s eyes locked onto her Arcadian amulet, a cut of pure eroticinium. The universe’s most sacred gem. The jewel gave its owner second sight and lay like sunken treasure between a gravity distorting pair of-

“Adam!”

Outdoors on the unkept lawn, the other side of the dusty classroom window, The Pretty Girl In The Year Above with the big red backpack was glistening in the late afternoon sunshine. She was supposed to be painting a picture of the sea. Her easel was set apart from the other classmates. While they splashed their canvases with murky blues, the collage she crafted orbited a different sphere. Elegant, precise and suffused with reddish fragments torn from paper. Adam could see a grand flaming tower floating beacon-like above the waves, under which swirled lovely mermaids and lavishly detailed leviathans. A strange interpretation of the pale vista which formed the circumference of the orphanage’s world. In the make-believe sky at the top of the picture was a white disc with swirling red at its centre. Sunset on a liquid Mars, seen through the eyes of an angelic aesthete from Venus.

“Stop daydreaming!”  

A shrill sound from across the cosmos. The dragon had stirred, breathing fire from its dank pit. Adam sensed Miss Guffrey’s squinting, slate-grey eyes zero in. He pictured the saliva drooling from her mouth, falling to the floor, melting the classroom tiles and seeping downwards to poison the earth’s core.

“Pay attention and look at the board!”

The Pretty Girl In The Year Above was caressing the last scraps of paper onto the canvas. Despite the sea breeze, none blew away. Her red backpack, big enough to hold a Querff gun and both of Lucius’s hearts, lay tucked under her stool. Please turn round. Adam wanted to see her immaculate face in the post-meridian light. Savour that constellation of incorruptible beauty no one else noticed. Weirdo. Freak. Alien. The vixens would shout these names as she swished serenely down the corridors. Lance said he’d once seen her alone in the woods on the other side of the island, sitting cross-legged and staring into a makeshift fire. Happy in her solitude.

“Are you listening to a word I’m saying?”

The reptile was advancing, dragging her gammy leg.

“Sorry Miss Guffrey, I thought I saw something out the window.”

“Yes Adam. Your life passing you by.”

Claws clasped on hips. Venom stewing behind the eyes. Slapped-on lavender lipstick. The bobbles on her fossil-grey cardigan reminded Adam of lunar craters. Below her yellowy-white matronly blouse was a long skirt the colour of graphite, which she probably ironed religiously every evening while spawning visions of geometric cruelty in her soul. Grey in dress. Grey in face. A creature who’d emerged fully formed from the leaden walls of the staff room. Her breath stank too, as if she’d just lowered twitching vermin by the tail into her slobbering chops. The whole school was like that. Bland, inconspicuous monsters lurked in every corner. What a crazy idea. To turn an old prison for funny people into a place for lonely children.

“Now you’re back on planet Earth, please answer the question every other member of the class has managed.”

“Sorry Miss can you –”

Whaaat will you be when you grow up?”

The rest of the art class had headed to the dormitories, but The Pretty Girl In The Year Above wasn’t finished. She’d seen them off one by one, like Electra. Maybe she would read Adam’s story with second sight too. Softly prise him apart, sensitively tuning into the space-age symphonies stirring in his head, then leading him out of boredom’s abyss on the blaze of a million mystical torches.

“The answer’s on the board, Adam. Not on the bleedin’ horizon.”

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Tomorrow Never Knows: four things The Beatles can teach us about creativity

To shape the future, why not take inspiration from the past? Phil Parrish travels back in time to 1966 for some valuable lessons in creativity from four famous Liverpudlians. 

This article was written on behalf of 44communications.co.uk, one of the UK’s leading creative internal communication agencies.

As a week to be British, it wasn’t bad at all. The summer had (typically) been a wet and dull one, yet London was swinging, mods and miniskirts were mesmerising passers-by on Carnaby Street and the previous Saturday, a young Mancunian striker called Geoff Hurst had blasted a hat-trick at Wembley to make his country champions of the world.

Then the following Friday, with the nation still ecstatic from winning the world’s biggest footballing jamboree, the four most famous Englishmen on the planet kicked off the weekend by releasing their brand new album to millions of excited pop fans.

Sadly, those hungry for euphoric anthems may have been disappointed when they listened to The Beatles’ Revolver for the first time on 5th August 1966. There was some sweet pop magic on the record for sure – the romantic tenderness of Here, There and Everywhere, the nursery rhyme jollity of Yellow Submarine and the lusty, brassy energy of Got to Get You Into My Life.

But there was oddness too, like the funereal ballad about a lonely girl called Eleanor Rigby who keeps her face in a jar by the door, a sarcastic rant at the Inland Revenue on Taxman, and the exotic use of sitar on the tranquil Love You To. Most bizarre of all though was the album’s closing number, a blistering, two minute 58 second hurricane of distortive noise unlike anything the quartet had done before.

Creative evolution

Tomorrow Never Knows still feels disorientating today: half a century ago it must have felt like the world’s biggest band had recorded it from the padded cells of a lunatic asylum. But to the song’s chief writer John Lennon, it was a quantum leap in the band’s creative evolution, as they withdrew from live performances to concentrate on studio innovation, paving the way to the psychedelic strangeness of Sgt Pepper the following summer.

Aptly enough, retreating within, channelling your creative impulses and expanding your horizons is what Tomorrow Never Knows is all about. From its opening invitation to ‘Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream’, it plunges you into a weirdly exhilarating aural landscape. And amid the arresting percussion, whirring bird sounds and spaced-out vocals, there are four valuable lessons on creativity for anyone seeking inspiration:

1: Fuse disparate elements

The future is what happens when past meets with present – and Tomorrow Never Knows epitomises that with its daring blend of the ancient and the avant-garde.

The song’s creative origins begun 2,000 years ago in the Himalayas, with a sacred Buddhist text called the Tibetan Book of the Dead.  Adapted for the 1960s hippy generation by psychologist Timothy Leary, the book’s spiritual messages were the chief influence behind Lennon’s meditative, Zen-like lyrics.  

Counterpointing these are the song’s signature reverse tape effects, inspired by the weird sonic experiments of German musician, electronic pioneer and Beatles’ contemporary Karlheinz Stockhausen.

It’s this fusion of completely disparate elements that’s the secret to Tomorrow Never Knows’ originality. And it’s also how Stephen King came up with the idea for his breakthrough novel Carrie, when he recalled a LIFE magazine article about telekinesis at the same time he was thinking about an adolescent girl being bullied at school.

2: Look at the world through the eyes of a child

Children don’t care what’s impossible or not – only grown-ups are that boring. And in the mid-sixties, The Beatles were big kids in love with a playground called Abbey Road Studios, where they could play with their toys like restless, excited schoolboys.

The playthings on Tomorrow Never Knows are a dizzying mix of classical instruments and the latest sixties technology: Indian sitars and tanpuras, electric guitars, organs, distorted piano, reverse looping across five different tape machines and the radical use of a sound-altering Leslie speaker, through which producer George Martin ran Lennon’s trippy vocals to mimic the sound of monks chanting from a distant mountain top.  

Tomorrow Never Knows pulsates with playfulness, epitomised by Lennon’s curious, incoherent plea to ‘listen to the colour of your dreams’ and the closing sutra-like incantation to ‘Play the game existence to the end… of the beginning’.  

It was the same kind of naïve, liberated creative abandon – who says you can’t do it? – which saw 25-year-old first-time director Orson Welles make Citizen Kane and change cinema forever, an experience he would later describe as playing with the ‘biggest electric train set a boy ever had’.

3: The creative process may be long, but the result must be simple  

Delirious and demented on the surface, Tomorrow Never Knows is actually a very simplistic song when it comes to structure, lyrics and rhythm.

A virtuoso percussion loop from Ringo Starr thunders repeatedly throughout,  while Lennon’s vocals follow a deliberate two-line sequence of statement followed by present participle (dying, shining, being, knowing, believing), a cadence that reverberates throughout the song like a temple bell calling us to prayer. The result is a taut, focused and lean piece of music, surging forward on a single chord E that sacrifices melody and chorus for the pure, hard shock of the new.

“Simple can be harder than complex,” said Apple founder Steve Jobs. “You have to work hard to get your thinking clean to make it simple. But it’s worth it in the end because once you get there, you can move mountains.”

Or, as fellow perfectionist Leonardo da Vinci once said – a man rumoured to have spent days loitering around the jails of Milan for a model on which to base the shadowed Judas Iscariot in The Last Supper – “simplicity is the ultimate sophistication”. 

4: Believe in people’s creative potential

When you look beyond its experimental techniques, myriad influences and orchestrated wildness, Tomorrow Never Knows has a very positive, heartfelt message – to release the creative potential we all have within us.

It may have taken fame and money for The Beatles to conceive and record Tomorrow Never Knows, but above all it took self-belief. This inner conviction is echoed in the song’s persuasive plea that through introspection (‘that you may see the meaning of within’), intuition (‘lay down all thoughts, surrender to the void’) and interdependence (‘love is all and love is everyone’) that we can, together, create something more remarkable and out-of-this-world than we could have at first possibly imagined.

To Lennon, the true source of insight and inspiration comes from both inside and out: a process of trusting your instincts, drawing on your own unique experiences and embracing the dizzying array of people, places and perspectives surrounding you.  

Open your heart to yourself, the world and all its wonders, say The Beatles. And remember that in truth, tomorrow never really knows. Because tomorrow is a question only we can answer, an idea lying deep within us that’s just waiting to be created.

Opening to Chapter Five of The Bleeding Horizon

In the world’s most sophisticated skyscraper on the island city of Galatea, people are taking blind ambition to a whole new level. As sinister forces human and artificial conspire to drive everyone over the edge, the smartest will be those who learn to look down and deep within. For something truly out-of-this-world is making its way to the top, and everyone’s vision will be getting a little stranger…

Picture: Steven Wei (Unsplash)

The Imagineering Zone of Galatea. 172 minutes before the Fall.

She’s still down here, realised Hal Haze. The Martian security officer shone his torch down the underground staircase spiralling ten storeys into the earth. His semi-functional location tracker showed a solitary white circle with a red dot at the centre, tagged with the dehumanising soubriquet 2781694. It was floating fifty metres from the outer service exit, one of the few doors in the building which could be overridden manually. Alexis was holding out against the insurrection, like some stubborn red-headed Celtic princess with broadsword unsheathed.

It was eight o’clock in the evening. Augusta’s celebratory speech had been rescheduled twice. Twenty minutes earlier, the rioters broke through the supposedly impenetrable electrified fence. Since then, Tiresias had indulged in cat and mouse with the rebels, switching off power infrastructure from below ground to Level 25. Access to higher levels was prohibited to all but black and red ring-bearers. Blue-fingered foot soldiers like Hal would be left to face a ravenous blur of arms, fists and bad teeth that would soon smash through the atrium’s glass exterior and swarm across the hallowed marble floor.

Don’t let yourself be a victim Hally, Alexis once said. Neither should she, despite Augusta’s cruelty. Everyone knew Straker was a funny fish, but she didn’t deserve to be gutted like this. It angered Hal he was the one chosen to wield the blade. Tiresias sent the Black Flag notification to Hal’s phone while he was sitting on the toilet in a Level 30 restroom. He was playing e-solitaire, trying to take his mind off the party’s collapse and the strange rash spreading down his inner thighs.

“Alexis Straker’s employment terminated with immediate effect. Please remove her from the building by 2015 hours by any means necessary. Tiresias.”

Hal squirted, stood, zipped and flushed so swiftly he nearly dropped his device into the churning water. Failure to execute would mean his own termination. Experience taught him every security guy is a prisoner in the end.

He moved gingerly downstairs, flat feet and weak ankles struggling to bear his plump, middle-aged frame. The Imagineering Zone was a subterranean labyrinth where hundreds of worker bees sustained the hive mind, and where lost souls drifted in political purgatory. How they used to gawp cluelessly at each other, trying to create plausible stories from the maniacal dreams spunked upon them from above. A scattered shipwreck of slaves sunk in an ocean of confusion, swept this way and that by the tempestuous whims of an islanded elite. Those guys talk a foreign language up there. In Hal’s tenure, at least six Martians had been hospitalised with over-stimulation. If the rest ever rushed to the surface to witness the true light of day, their heads might explode with the bends. Which would mean even more shit to clean up.

Hal hated what this place had done to Alexis. What it had done to his country. His awakening came during a graveyard shift, when he mistakenly entered one of Galatea Zero’s recuperation cells. Conceived by Roland, these small windowless chambers were hidden in the building’s walls and only accessible via camouflaged doors, for reasons Hal never understood. The cells offered bubbles of solitary despair where Martians could reinvigorate themselves after prolonged exposure to the pressures of fabricated politicking.

During a dizzy spell on patrol, Hal leaned against a wall on Level 3 and accidentally activated a cell door with his blue ring. The pod slid open silently, opening onto a black space illuminated by wafting nebulae of green and violet on the walls. Fragmented legends scrolled portentously across the synthetic sky. You are the sublime. Abundance is nothing. Move to higher ground. Twirling through hidden speakers came a bastardised form of psychedelic space jazz. A tinny, turgid sound, like it was being piped through an antiquated music box.

On the floor was an unoccupied red Maars Mindscape meditation cushion. Crawled up in a ball lay one of the party’s legal counsels (Bill? Bob? Baxter?), wearing only pink boxer shorts and a sweat-stained grey shirt. A cuddly, bee-shaped stress toy was tucked between his twig-thin knees. There was a teary look of confused longing on his face. From his mouth tumbled incoherent phrases about cherry cola. Just a puff of wind and this man of law would wither to colourless ash, emitting a noise so feeble only owls would hear it. Hal backed away from the door slowly. He didn’t sleep for two nights afterwards.

Tonight, the reckoning had come. According to Tiresias’s data, not a soul was hiding in the recuperation cells. The Martian lemmings had scrambled to the promised land of Level 25 and above. The T-Chat was flooded with bravado. Many Martians claimed they would enjoy a better view of the slaughter and weren’t afraid at all. Which meant they didn’t want to face the consequences of their actions. Everybody knew the landslide was a fraud too far.

The Bleeding Horizon is available to buy at Apple BooksAmazonBarnes & Noble and Google Play.

Feast of friends: cannibalism, cinema and social responsibility

Whether it’s a question of greed, survival, insanity or sheer hunger for power, stories about cannibalism give you plenty to chew on.

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“One calls barbarism whatever he is not accustomed to,” wrote Michel de Montaigne in his famous essay Of Cannibals. Eating another person may be taboo in our civilised world, but as the French philosopher suggested, it’s also a question of context, culture and circumstance.

Filmmakers hungry for shock and provocation have gorged on this moral relativism, and the spicy dramatic potential inherent in seeing people eat other people. Cannibalism offers a rich diet of homicide, depravity, survival ethics and otherworldliness, not to mention the fear that’s haunted everyone since first hearing Little Red Riding Hood as a child. Out there are wolfish predators in human clothing, the story goes, who’ll gobble you up if you’re ever lost in the deep, dark woods.

Hypocritical and half-baked

Take the Amazon rainforest for example, the setting for unashamed gore-fest Cannibal Holocaust. With the insolence of especially cocky gap year students, four amateur filmmakers make a salacious documentary about local tribes, who respond in kind by dismembering and devouring the invasive upstarts in an act of ritualistic slaughter.

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Cannibal Holocaust (1980)

An anthropologist retrieves the footage, setting up a movie-within-a-movie storyline that’s part-horror, part-nature documentary and part-media satire. Unfortunately, with its comic book gore, exploitative casting of real tribes as flesh-feeding maniacs, and juvenile visions of naked ladies writhing in mud while being clubbed to death, Cannibal Holocaust comes across as hypocritical, half-baked and more than a bit rubbish.

On the same continent, at much higher altitude and with infinitely more class, Alive tells the true story of an Argentinian rugby team whose plane crashes in the Andes. At first the survivors feed off each other for emotional support, then literally feed off each other in a bid to stay alive, nibbling on dead passengers to avoid starvation.

The movie makes a clear connection between humans devouring one another for strength, and an oppressive elite harvesting the resources of others

Despite its two-dimensional characters and surprisingly lacklustre emotional punch, Alive shows how cannibalism isn’t the domain of isolated tribes, but something respectable God-fearing folk are more than capable of in the right conditions. And their decision is vindicated too, with human flesh fuelling Ethan Hawke and Josh Hamilton to achieve a superhuman feat of survival.

Conquest and consumption

Superhuman aptly describes Robert Carlyle’s character in Ravenous. A black comedy horror set in California’s Sierra Nevada mountain range in the 1840s, Ravenous channels the myth of the Wendigo, the Algonquin belief that munching on human flesh imbues you with your victim’s power, leaving you invincible, psychotic and addicted to more.

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Ravenous (1999)

Blending zombie, vampire and serial killer tropes into a weird Deliverance-style dish, Ravenous is good fun and, in its own way, politically acute. Carlyle and co are frontiersmen obsessed with conquest and consumption, and the movie makes a clear connection between humans devouring one another for strength, and an oppressive elite harvesting the resources of others in the name of prosperity.

Ravenous is about the appetite that builds empires, a greed which makes you stronger at the expense of the exploited, but renders you morally weaker in the long-run. There’s no better modern-day example of this than Dr Hannibal Lecter: the educated, sophisticated, cannibalistic serial killer who chews up the psychologically vulnerable in modern-day Baltimore.

Thomas Harris’s character has brought anthropophagy into the mainstream with wit, panache and amorality, serving up a range of exquisitely sadistic moments, from the closing ‘having a friend for dinner’ line in The Silence of the Lambs to Ray Liotta eating his own brains in Hannibal and Mads Mikkelsen’s sumptuously-depraved lifestyle in the TV show of the same name.

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Hannibal (2013-15)

The latter is a vision of a world that’s sick, icy and humourless, where inhabitants seem frozen in perpetual disgust and the most virtuous teeter on the brink of insanity. Epitomising the mood is Dr Lecter himself, pure psychopathy to Will Graham’s pure empathy. An affluent narcissist obsessed with personal gratification, he’s the ultimate metropolitan predator, a member of the professional elite hiding his crimes behind a cloak of respectability and refinement.

Moral cholesterol 

Such a bleak power dynamic is flipped gloriously on its head in the charming urban fable Delicatessen. Set in a post-apocalyptic Paris crippled by hyper-austerity, Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Marc Caro’s urban fable tells the tale of an opportunistic butcher and all-round capitalist pig who lures people into his premises at the bottom of an apartment block before slicing, dicing and selling them to hard-up tenants.

The residence has an ecosystem all of its own, an interdependent biosphere where tenants’ lives are interconnected and subject to dietary karma

The feast is spoiled when the butcher’s trembling leaf of a daughter falls in love with an ex-clown, who together team up with a band of subterranean vegetarians to uproot the status quo. Delicatessen creates a deliciously weird tableau of oddball characters, the best one being the apartment block itself. Forever marinated in a sickly green hue, the dilapidated residence has an ecosystem all of its own, an interdependent biosphere where tenants’ lives are interconnected and subject to dietary karma.

A climactic flood washes away all moral cholesterol in the end, cleansing the place of its I’m-all-right-Jacques mentality and restoring a note of much-needed note of harmony. There is such a thing as society, says Delicatessen. And one in which we cannibalise it by living selfishly off each other, whether that be literally or figuratively, is something no sane person should be willing to stomach.

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Delicatessen (1991)

The Links

An Analysis of Michel de Montaigne’s Of Cannibals, The Rugged Pyrrhus, YouTube

Die or Break the Ultimate Taboo, Daily Mail, February 2016

My Crush on Hannibal Lecter, Mashable, October 2018

Opening to Chapter Two of The Bleeding Horizon

In the world’s most sophisticated skyscraper on the island city of Galatea, people are taking blind ambition to a whole new level. As sinister forces human and artificial conspire to drive everyone over the edge, the smartest will be those who learn to look down and deep within. For something truly out-of-this-world is making its way to the top, and everyone’s vision will be getting a little stranger…

The quarantined island of Galatea. Twenty-one years after the Fall.

The black amorphous shape must have arrived by boat, because there was no other sane way to the island. Swelling up from the wine-dark sea, it advanced assuredly through the red haze. This wasn’t the sea creature. That was watching patiently from the waves and hadn’t moved towards land yet.

Night watchman Rex Tuckman removed his Glock 19 pistol from the desk drawer and checked it was loaded. He’d woken from an early evening dream of his father telling him not to sit around waiting to die but to go fishing at the lake. Later he would leave the portacabin, whack golf balls into the void then retire for the night to tell himself another bedtime story about a middle-aged man-about-town and two twentysomething female tourists.

Now he had a visitor. The first for six months, since a hapless PRISM surveying team dressed in yellow and black boiler suits arrived on a trawler to scout the contaminated land for plastic. They wandered like children through the decrepit pleasure pit, mesmerised by the fairground carousel which still rotated and tinkled. We’ll send someone to pick you up, one of the square-jawed simpletons said when leaving. We can still win this war. The system hadn’t spat anything out since. Except two crippled seagulls which Rex stalked with relish before administering the coup de grâce.

A tall man in a long coat was visible through the dirty, cracked window. He had a climber’s rucksack strapped to his back and a grubby white vest tucked into his grey, weathered combats. Locks of dark, curly chainmail hair ran to his shoulders. A gaunt figure, like an emaciated lion, reminiscent of the malnourished prisoners Rex used to marshal into PRISM’s camps. Handsome though. And seeing as he’d made it out this far, clearly crazy. Dry as a bone too. Rex slipped the gun behind him, shoving the barrel into the waistline of his tea-stained canvas trousers. This was love at first sight.

“If you’re here for the wet t-shirt competition, you’re too late.”

“I’ve come to see the tower.”

“Tourist season is over pal,” Rex grunted, pointing to the sign in the window. NO ACCESS PERMITTED TO ANY OUTSIDERS. The stranger’s eyes were drawn to the decal of a dove bearing the legend PEACE ON EARTH. A sardonic joke from the previous security officer, long since retired for what PRISM called ‘the affliction of cognitive dissonance’.

“You’re two decades behind schedule. All paths terminate here. The campers have packed up. The rides are shut. Evening entertainment is just me, shaking my maracas. Awaiting the presence of the sublime.”

Rex curled the fingers on his right hand to meet his thumb and flicked his wrist back and forth, gesturing to the magazine lying open on his desk. Under the headline NOT IN MY MESS, OFFICER, horny housewife Starshina Sessions was spanking a white whale of a man. He wore only a leather jockstrap and a green beret too small for his bald head. A few more pages of this and the rest of the general would go stiff.

The stranger seemed unimpressed by the martial foreplay. Staring through Rex, he scanned the hut, clocking the TV, radio, filing cabinet, camp bed, cooking stove and two crates of low-grade Kalypsol. On the noticeboard was a three-year-old calendar, a map of the island and a poster listing emergency telephone numbers. They’d all been crossed out with a red felt tip pen. Scrawled across the top margin of the poster were the words EVERYTHING IS FUCKED.

“It’s a lonely life here,” said Rex. “But it’s great literature like this which fills the void within.”

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Rear view mirror: Sexuality, vandalism and Velasquez’s Venus

No matter how intimate you are with another person, do you ever really know the person gazing back at you?  How Diego Velasquez creates fear and desire, longing and loss, anxiety and anticipation, in The Rokeby Venus.

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It was a hatchet job like no other. The woman was attacked from behind, the efficient jabbing of a meat cleaver hacking six deep cuts into her exposed, pearlescent flesh. When the butchery had climaxed, the wounds stretched from the nape of the neck, down the smooth elegance of the back and finished at the curvaceous ridge of the left hip.

The victim was Venus, the Roman Goddess of Love. In seconds, the sexual deity was brought savagely to earth, in what must have seemed to onlookers like the senseless violence of a madman. Yet the attack wasn’t senseless, and the culprit wasn’t even a man. On the morning of March 10 1914, suffragette Mary Richardson carved her own notorious signature on the history of art by vandalising the most desirable female of all.

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The lady was the Rokeby Venus, Diego Velásquez’s only surviving female nude. The scene of the crime was London’s National Gallery. The previous day, suffragette leader Emmeline Pankhurst had been arrested in Glasgow while escalating her campaign to secure women the vote. In response, her loyal lieutenant marched into the grey, statuesque building overlooking Trafalgar Square and launched a calculated cultural missile against the patriarchal establishment by knifing, in her words, ‘the most beautiful woman in mythological history, as a protest against the Government for destroying Mrs Pankhurst, the most beautiful woman in modern history’.

Remote and depersonalised

In Mary’s eyes, Velásquez’s seventeenth century flesh show visualised all that was wrong with society. Women had been stripped of their innate rights, she believed, in the way Velásquez had artfully deprived Venus of her clothes. Females were subjugated to second class status, mere vessels of servitude existing solely for the gratification of men. The figure of Venus was the ultimate example of this oppression: a fictitious incarnation of masculine desire embodying all that women should be.

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The Rokeby Venus by Diego Velásquez (1647-1651)

From a heterosexual male perspective, the 122cm by 177cm oil painting is pretty much perfect, as alluring and intoxicating as rich perfume drifting amorously through the air. Velásquez depicts Venus from the rear, lazily reclining amid an opulent boudoir of white, grey and crimson, absorbed in a looking-glass propped up by her son, Cupid. The visual field drinks in her entire body, from the big toe of the left foot to the right elbow supporting her lovely head. The spectacle is crowned by a bob of soft chestnut hair, just a few deft flicks away from draping seductively across her shoulders, like the pink ribbons which gracefully decorate her vanity mirror.

Venus’s face, that most expressive part of any person’s body, is obscured and muddied in the mirror, rendering her mood beyond scrutiny.

These details are mere supporting players to the main attraction: the exquisitely-defined backside sitting below the dead centre of the picture. A work of art in its own right, Venus’s bottom is a masterpiece of svelte shapeliness, the white, grey and blue pigments blending to create a pale, supple playground of soft, yielding flesh. It’s a visual gratification that soon gives way to mental anticipation, as your mind races ahead to imagine what delights may await when she turns over.

Such provocation is part of the picture’s problem though. Despite its aura of intimacy, the Rokeby Venus feels strangely remote and depersonalised. Venus’s face, that most expressive part of any person’s body, is obscured and muddied in the mirror, rendering her mood beyond scrutiny. She is distant from the viewer, less a real person and more a sexual object. Physicality is foregrounded, personality is traduced, and the picture feels emblematic of a sexism that makes Mary Richardson’s vandalism almost understandable given the political inequalities of her time.

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Mary led away by policemen after the attack (Museum of London)

If you were to intellectualise it further, you could say the painting predates and embodies what 20th century French psychoanalyst Jacques Lacan called ‘gaze’: the theory that once people become conscious of themselves as objects, they begin to comprehend themselves through the viewpoint of the watcher, and consequently lose their sense of autonomy.

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In feminist terms, the male gaze strips the opposite sex of its identity, exerting a pernicious power that arguably still persists in the fashion and celebrity magazines of today. Through Velásquez’s placement of the mirror, Venus is in effect watching herself being watched by the heterosexual male for whom the picture was no doubt intended, the epitome of womanhood appreciating her ‘self’ through the prism of a male-oriented aesthetic. But Velásquez is not your ordinary artist, and this isn’t your ordinary slice of upper-class erotica. The more you look at the Rokeby Venus, the more you realise the painter’s mission isn’t to insidiously crush female self-esteem, but something far more ambiguous.

Consider the unorthodox pose in which Venus lies. Many depictions of the Goddess in art – Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus, Giorgone’s Sleeping Venus, Titian’s Venus with a Mirror – are painted from the front. In the Rokeby version, Velásquez reverses the decision, leaving more to the imagination, yet undercutting your sense of voyeuristic authority. With her back turned dismissively and face inscrutable, the scene feels like a highly-charged game of sexual poker – a playful prick-tease in which the aloof, enigmatic Venus holds all the cards. She is a goddess after all, beyond the reach of ordinary men, and the fact we can’t read her emotions only adds to the viewer’s disempowerment.

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Giorgione’s Sleeping Venus (1510)

Moreover, Velásquez’s brushwork reinforces the feeling of our gaze being manipulated and controlled. At the centre, where those glorious buttocks sit resplendent, the technique is pin-sharp, while the face in the mirror – a messy, poorly-defined blur which x-ray tests prove was an intentional artistic effect – remains out of focus. You can only look at one thing at a time, implies Velásquez, and Venus knows exactly which part of her body your eye is being drawn to. The male gaze is essentially hypnotised and subjugated, and although the suffragettes may have disagreed, you do begin to wonder which gender is actually chained to the railings.

Contemporary art historians have found that if you were to recreate the Rokeby Venus exactly with a real-life model, the mirror would in fact reflect not Venus’s face but her crotch.

A closer look reveals another, more significant, optical illusion. The reflection in the mirror, tonally out of sync with the rest of the picture, is a flagrant breach of perspective. In spatial terms, it would be impossible for Venus to be looking at herself in the mirror. If she was, we wouldn’t be able to see her face because her head would be in the way. This is what’s known as the ‘Venus effect’, a piece of visual trickery commonplace in depictions of the Goddess since the Renaissance. By breaking the laws of physics and transposing the face onto the vanity mirror, the picture implies Venus is in fact staring directly at us, and that we, not the Goddess, are the self-conscious objects of the Lacanian gaze.

That’s not the only sleight-of-hand, especially for the dirty-minded. Contemporary art historians have found that if you were to recreate the Rokeby Venus exactly with a real-life model, the mirror would in fact reflect not Venus’s face but her crotch. So maybe the rough, murky expression staring out from that dark mirror-world represents something else entirely, and is coded visual language for that shadowy recess which for many men is the ultimate Venus flytrap. Is there something not to be trusted about that place, we wonder, and are we in fact being warned about the dangers of carnal pleasure? After all, the word Venus derives from ‘venenum’, the Latin word for poison, which would make men nothing more than feeble drones being drawn to their doom, like the sailors who perish before the Sirens in Homer’s Odyssey.

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Such a reading is woefully sexist though, succumbing to the depressing binary pattern that occurs in so much male art, which sees women as angels or whores, sweet innocents or femme fatales. Another interpretation does suggest itself, one which feels more in tune with the picture’s sheer romantic sensuality. Velásquez painted his Venus in the latter half of his career during a sojourn to Italy, which in those days was a more permissive, easy-going society that the puritanical solemnity of the Spanish Royal court. Biographers argue that, in the throes of a mid-life crisis, Velásquez entered into a steamy affair with an Italian courtesan, and it’s that woman and that fling – ecstatic, bewitching, life-affirming – which he glorified so spectacularly in paint.

A paramour from the past

The artist returned to Spain taking his memento with him, perhaps wondering whether he would ever see the real thing again. In that context, the fading, greyed-out face is more poignant than provocative, symbolising a transitory passion that’s slipping away, the nuances of a lost love’s beautiful face dissolving sadly into Velásquez’s rear view mirror. It’s therefore not a hunger for sexual domination, but a yearning for an untouchable romantic love, the thing of which Venus is the highest spiritual incarnation, that’s the picture’s raison d’être.

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Self-portrait of Diego Velásquez, Las Meninas (1656)

Maybe, maybe not. Like Velásquez’s most famous picture Las Meninas, the Rokeby Venus will always be a perplexing enigma. Perhaps the safest conclusion to draw is that the painting is one gigantic mirror, propped up not by a compliant Cupid but by the force of our own preoccupations. Like all art, you get from the picture what you bring to it. In the end, it’s up to you whether you think it’s a chauvinistic assault on women, an ode to the eternal struggle of sexual politics, shrewd psychoanalysis before its time, an achingly sad love letter to a paramour from the past or just the finest ass in Western art.

So close you can almost touch her, so faraway as to be unknowable, she’s a quintessential vision of the pleasure and pain inherent in sexual love.

Much like a failed relationship or an imagined fantasy, great art has a habit of leaving you with more questions than answers. To me, conflicting emotions of fear and desire, longing and loss, anxiety and anticipation, are what Velásquez’s picture is really all about. There’s something both attractive and repellent about this fragrant, ineffable goddess, who draws you in with her raw sexuality and pushes you away with her inscrutability. So close you can almost touch her, so faraway as to be unknowable, she’s a quintessential vision of the pleasure and pain inherent in sexual love.

No matter how intimate you are with another person, Velásquez says, do you ever really know the person gazing back at you? And how much power can you hope to have, when you’re in the throes of an emotion that’s based on naked surrender and blind, ecstatic loss of control? Absorbing the Rokeby Venus is like taking a magisterial step into the art of the unknown, an image that beckons you seductively across its threshold to meet Love itself, the single greatest experience life has to offer, and leaves you wondering what on heaven and earth you’re letting yourself in for.

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The Rokeby Venus in situ at London’s National Gallery

The Links

The Toilet of Venus, National Gallery website

The painting that shocked a suffragette BBC Magazine Monitor, 10 March 2014

Sex, slashing and suffrage Trebuchet, 19 September 2015